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Wednesday, 17 June 2015

Nigerians are 48th most beautiful people in the world

With 0.4 per cent of the total vote cast, Nigeria is 48th on the ongoing online study on countries with the most beautiful people.
Coming behind Croatia, Nigeria is followed by Tunisia.
Somalia, Ethiopia, Egypt and South Africa are African countries that are ahead of Nigeria in the study. No African country, not even a North African nation, is among the top 20.
The study is led by Philippine,
It is followed by three other Asian countries – India, Pakistan and Japan. Italy, Brazil, Spain, Germany, the United States and Sweden are among the top countries with the most beautiful people.
With 94th position, Jordan takes last spot among the countries entered for the study.
Nigerians are specially noted for innovation and caring in the study.  

Tuesday, 16 June 2015

Why is Mrs Buhari's Twitter still reading FLON?


Aisha


The wife of the President, Muhammadu Buhari, recently said she should no longer be addressed as the First LAdy of NIgeria. Wonderful decision.

But read this: On Twitter, her verified account still reads the First Lady of Nigeria. Does that sound odd. I am not sure it. After all, there are so many inconsistencies on the cyberspace.

Maybe, people should begin to put public figures on their toes?

When will Femi Adesina, Garba Shehu verify their Twitter accounts


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Is amazing how we run public affairs in the country – like anything can serve. And this is most terrible online.

For instance, two weeks after the President appointed his media aides – Femi Adesina and Garba Shehu, the duo have yet to verify their Twitter accounts.


Sadly, these platforms are where the world turn for insight into Buhari’s public conducts and statements. What this implies is that online visitors are not sure who they are relating with on the channels.


Verification is a social media global practice. For instance, I am yet to know of any US public figure whose Twitter account does not carry a verification mark. And you wonder why Nigerians, and Africans, who are fast joining the fast-growing sites are not doing this?

Friday, 12 June 2015

Majek Fashek begging to sustain despicable life

A blogger narrates narrates an encounter with Majek Fashek, the Send Down the Rain crooner.






On my way to work this morning, I spotted a loony figure. Pants sagged, dirty black underwear showing, a caftan perched precariously on his extra lean shoulders, shock of long unkempt dreadlocks cascading down his head and teeth yellowed by years of hard living and a face still surprisingly handsome despite the ravages of illicit living. This was Majek, my hero, the one who brought down the rain. [Image] He it was who redefined Reggae and in that one album forced us to look deep into our consciousness, calling us prisoners of conscience. He it was who took that Bob Marley piece, Redemption Song into the sublime. He infused it with his pangolo rhythm and turned it into an anthem of social and spiritual awakening. Majek was a god, strong Adonis like looks, talent yet to me replicated in our clime and charisma of the gods. This same Majek, I just saw like that in Fadeyi, begging for ogogoro becuase he did not have 100 Naira to pay for it. I stopped brought out 1,000 Naira and was immediately struck by confusion. Should I give him this money and contribute to his death or should I refuse him and watch him throw a tantrum like a disposed toddler. He saved me the dilemma as he grabbed the money from me and rushed to the ugly, black dirty merchant of death, who gleefully poured him a glass full. 

Majek downed the drink and hugged me like I had just saved him from the hang mans noose. I looked deep into his eyes and saw a lost soul. He was actually begging for help, the demon inside of him peered at me from his once very beautiful eyes, daring me to do my worse. Assuring me that he had no intention of leaving this host until it finished it's dreadful task of killing him ever so slowly.
He called me a fine boy and wished he was as good looking as I was, I laughed. A laugh that was more of pity, a laugh that was laced with internal cry of pain. A pain that cascaded through every pain in my body. If only I had one tenth of this talent, I would be far from fadeyi begging for N100 worth of ogogoro.
Did we fail him as Nigerians, did we put an umbrella over the Rainmaker, did the flood of his talent wash away his life, what can be done, do we continue watch him make a mockery of a Life once blessed?
Majek in his destitution represents Nigeria. Blessed with more than enough resources., rich in human capacity, more fertile land than the whole of Asia and filled with gifted and talented people, but yet beggerly and poor. Daily our leaders go to 'jibowu' to beg poorer countries for aid, for debt forgiveness. The contradiction never leaves me. Japan with no known Natural resources is so developed that we can only look in shame.
Majek with all the talents of a thousand people, begging the woman who can't lift a finger beside him for N100, Majek being laughed at by miscreants and being mocked with so much joy by those who were not half as blessed by God.
What can I do, but to write this piece and just walk away, lest his guest demon attempt a move on my life. I saw it and felt it look into my soul and with one withered hand, offered me a shot of the Devils brew. A shot I knew would throw me into the darkest pits of Majeks torture, a shot that will take me spiraling down the tunnels of oblivion, destroying the innocent dependent lives of my children while giving Majek solace that he has finally found a room mate albeit a very reluctant and scared one.
I pray for you sir.  I pray God gives you peace. God bless you Majek.

Joseph Edgar is an investment banker who writes as a hobby. (The photo above was taken this morning)
Credit:Linda Ikeji

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You can fix that phone 

Thursday, 11 June 2015

Aisha Buhari 'operates' over 50 Facebook accounts



Less than a month into the current administration, the family of President Muhammadu Buhari are already faced with online identity theft.
Across different social networks, especially Facebook and Twitter, more and more accounts are signed up using the identities of Buhari’s close relatives.
For one, the wife of the President, Aisha Buhari, is associated with, at least, 50 accounts on Facebook. While the majority of the pages go with her image on the profiles, a few others are run without photographs.
Sadly, thousands of unwary social media subscribers have been relating with “the first lady” on the obviously-fake profiles. The numbers of followers on some of the pages are in thousands.
One of Facebook accounts has more than 45,000 followers while another one has over 29,000. And many of them are profiled as “the official Facebook account of the First Lady of Nigeria.”
The majority of the Facebook pages are rarely updated, but a few publish public activities of the President and his wife regularly. They also post political statements made by leaders of the All Progressives Congress.
The name of the President’s wife is subjected to a similar abuse on Twitter. Besides her verified page, five others are linked to ‘Aisha Buhari’. Among the impersonating handles are @MrsAishiaBuhari, @MrsAishaBuhari, @IamAishaBuhari and @ABuhari.
@ABuhari is currently followed by 45,900, including some serving/past governors and top celebrities. This gives the impression that the account is owned by Aisha, but she has the verified @FLON handle.
Identities of Buhari’s children are equally subjected to abuse on leading social media platforms. For instance, Yusuf Buhari, probably unknown to him, is linked with, at least, 17 Facebook and Twitter accounts.
Some of the false accounts use the photographs taken with his father and circulated on the Internet when he arrived Nigeria a day before the May 29 inauguration.
Zahra, the President’s daughter, may be used to online impersonation and associated problems. During the the presidential election campaign, she came to the limelight through the power of social media. But the same power brought her some ‘tears’, causing her to take down her famous Twitter handle.  
She signed off amid disagreement with the campaign team of the Peoples Democratic Party, which she accused of hacking into her page to post an embarrassing remark.
In an era dominated by online social networking, identity theft is a growing challenge facing public office holders, celebrities and their families.
And as social media gain a wider acceptance in Nigeria, it is taking a disturbing dimension. This may be one of the reasons many active users have started verifying the accounts on both Twitter and Facebook.   
Celebrities used to be the most targeted. Many of them, indeed, had publicly denounced some of such fake accounts.
But in recent times, public figures and religious leaders appear to be the highest victims.
Former President, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, had to call a press briefing and threatened to use security experts to fish out operator(s) of a Twitter account that was sending misleading remarks in his name before he got respite. Even at that, the unknown online fraudsters are back at it, ‘feasting’ on his name.

Aides of the immediate past President, Dr. Goodluck Jonathan, had also issued press statements to counter the activities of online impostors. Even outside government, Jonathan’s impersonators have not stopped, as his name and photographs continue to pop up in different accounts run on both Twitter and Facebook.

See what Sam Adeyemi is doing differently in LinkedIn


By Geoff Iyatse
Unlike their foreign colleagues, many Nigerian leading pastors are still missing out on the LinkedIn. Elsewhere, leading pastors have taken the platform as an essential part of their social media profiling.
But in Nigeria, it has yet to gain reasonable popularity among successful pastors.
The General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, Pastor Enoch Adeboye; General Overseer of the Living Faith Church, Bishop David Oyedipo; President of the Deeper Life Bible Church, Pastor William Kumuyi; Pastor Chris Okotie of the Household of God Church International Ministries and his counterpart at the Christ Embassy, Pastor Chris Oyakhilome, are among leading clerics without functional LinkedIn profiles.
Also in their category are Pastor Tunde Bakare of the Latter Rain Assembly, Matthew Ashimolowo of the Kingsway International Christian Centre and Mike Okonkwo of The Redeemed Evangelical Mission.
Curiously, some of the clerics are already facing identity theft on the platform from which they have distanced themselves. With close to 10 accounts operated in his name, for instance, the founder of the Synagogue Church of All Nations, Pastor Temitope Joshua, seems to be the most imitated name on the platform.
However, the Senior Pastor of Daystar Christian Centre, Sam Adeyemi, has carved a niche for himself on LinkedIn. The motivational speaker and televangelist is probably the most active Nigerian religious leader on the platform.
Adeyemi’s top-selling skills on the career-blogging forum are management, leadership development, training, strategic planning, teaching, public speaking, project management, customer service and research.
Others are entrepreneurship, team building, fundraising, programme management, mentoring, social media, personal development and supervising.
He is also rated high in computing skills, such as Microsoft Office, Microsoft Word, Microsoft Excel, PowerPoint, Outlook and Windows.
While businessmen talk about how they have built top-flying brands that are turning out huge profits, Adeyemi speaks about his church growth efforts. The cleric says he grew his Daystar’s Sunday service from 100 attendants to a 22,000-member congregation in a short period.
He also talks about his community projects, including “infrastructural development of Oregun High School”, which, he claimed, cost $150,000 (about N30m).
Adeyemi’s LinkedIn profile also claimed that he had taken up the rebuilding of five unnamed schools (that were destroyed by the bomb explosion that hit the Ikeja Army Cantonment) at the cost of $1.6m (about N320m).
He has expanded the traditional frontiers of LinkedIn to include testimonials. The section brings together different people who have one or two stories to tell about his personality and teaching.
The cleric toes the path of foreign pastors who have embraced the social networking channel to sell themselves and the religious organisations they represent.
LinkedIn is among the major social media platforms where you do not find many successful Nigerians. With his rising profile on the site, Adeyemi has, however, increased the examples of Dele Momodu, publisher of The Ovation and Tony Elumelu of Heirs Holdings, who are maintaining an inspiring presence on the Linkedln.
Momodu stands out among media entrepreneurs on LinkedIn.
The site lists journalism, publishing, editorial, newspaper, media relations, corporate communications, new media, public relations and magazine as top skills Momodu is known for.
Elumelu is tipped for skills, such as investment, private equity banking, emerging market, mergers and acquisitions, leadership and corporate finance.
These are followed by business strategy, leadership start-ups, risk management, management consulting, business planning and valuation.
Elumelu’s page, unlike many others, is uniquely branded and it carries the full career profile and curricula vitae of the former banker.
In fact, there is no piece of information about Elumelu’s experiences and honours that is not published on his LinkedIn page.
by manufacturing high-nutrient low-cost powders; provided jobs for the physically challenged who supply labour needed for their businesses.
First published by punchng.com

Twitter, Facebook now NASS leaders’ diaries




Immediately after the March/April general elections, Saraki, an avid social media user, promised that he would not quit Twitter, which he described as the best place “to feel the pulse of Nigerians.”Since the inauguration of the eighth National Assembly, the newly-elected Senate President, Bukola Saraki, and Speaker of the House of Representatives, Yakubu Dogara, have created an unusual excitement on social media.
In the last few weeks, the Senate President has kept his promise by engaging his colleagues and the public on national issues. Also, immediately after he was elected, he changed the profile photographs on his Twitter and Facebook pages to reflect his new status.
Before many people became aware that he had delivered his acceptance speech, Saraki had uploaded the text on Twitter and Facebook while started an online debate around the key issues raised in the speech had commenced.
The text of the speech reads in part, “Modern democracy is built on the principle of separation of powers. It will be my responsibility to protect the independence of the legislative arm of our government in the overall interest of our democracy. However, I will pursue this duty with the understanding that our autonomy must be embedded within the collaborative framework that allows government to function more effectively in bringing the greater good to the greatest number of our people.
“Our quest for autonomy must not lead us into pursuing an adversarial relationship with other arms of government, especially the executive. Our oversight duties must be constructive, supportive and productive, believing that while we all have different roles to play, we have a common responsibility to the people of Nigeria.”
As of 4pm on Wednesday, slightly over 24 hours after the speech was published, 869 Facebook users had commented on it. Another 705 shared the Facebook version on different channels.
Hundreds of Twitter subscribers had also retweeted or favourited it.
Saraki has found in Twitter and Facebook a new diary. Also, his post-election activities are documented on the two leading blogging platforms.
The former Governor of Kwara State posts both texts and images, informing his followers about, for instance, the number of photographs they packed into the photo albums he has created.
In a Facebook album tagged “Pictures from the first day of sitting of the Senate of the eighth National Assembly”, created on Wednesday, he posted 33 photographs showing the activities in the upper chamber.
While resuming duty on Wednesday, Saraki introduced three hashtags through which he wants the public to relate with his team and share their expectations with the Senate. They are #8thSenate, #SarakiNass and #OpenNass.
Dogara’s Twitter handle is also full of activities. He took to the platform to appreciate those who reached out to him after the keenly-contested election.
The new Speaker’s rise to the House leadership has increased the number of his followers on Twitter. The figure, which was in the region of 4,500 before the inaugural sitting, had increased by approximately 50 per cent on Tuesday evening.
Quoting a report by unfollowspy.com, a Twitter statistics monitoring tool, Dogara said he had gained 2,264 followers while losing six others.
He is followed by many of his colleagues, including Femi Gbajabiamila, who contested the speakership with him.
Statistics from both Topsy.com and Google Trend, online tracking platforms, indicated that Saraki and Dogara was the most discussed individuals in Nigeria between Tuesday and Wednesday.
Saraki, for instance, topped local Google search on Tuesday, with over 20,000 searches conducted on him. OnTopsy.com , he was mentioned in over 25,000 tweets from Tuesday to Wednesday.
Dogara followed Saraki as the second most searched individual on Google Trend on Tuesday. He has also enjoyed an unusual visibility on Twitter.

First published by punchng.com



Tuesday, 9 June 2015

20K tweets on Saraki in 24hrs


Over 20 thousands tweets have been posted on Bukola Saraki, the newly-elected Senate President, since his ambition took a new twist on Monday. 

The tweets, according to data sourced from Topsy, a social media analytic platform, come from a wide array of people and organisations  

Bukula clinched the Senate presidency in a circumstance described by many people as the highest level of politicking.
Shortly after the election, the Senate President changed the profile photos of his Facebook and Twitter pages, the swiftest social media adjustment in Nigerian politics.
The Kwara-born politician is also the most searched item on Google Search Engine today. Over 20,000 searches have been conducted on him.
Most of the searches are conducted from Lagos, followed by Abuja. Only a few people are making online enquiries on Saraki outside the country. And they are coming from London, the United Kingdom.

Monday, 8 June 2015

Saraki now Senate President. He is a member of the new All Progressives Democratic Party




Few hours into todays’s National Assembly principal officers’ elections, the politicking could not have been more interesting.
Bukola Saraki, the arrowhead of the on-going intrigues in the All Progressives Congress, is struggling to gain the trust of the party’s hierarchy much as he is fighting to clinch the Senate presidency.The seat, for the late Kwara State’s power broker’s son, is more than just a political office. His father once occupied the opposition. Hence, the former governor may have seen this as a part of the Sarakis dynasty.For the APC leaders, Saraki’s interest has long exceeded a reasonable ambition; he is simply rebellious and arrogant. A victory for he could reinvent the reminiscence of Aminu Tambunwal who dumped the Peoples Democratic Party for the APC after so much a hassle over speakership.
But a loss, they are also beginning to reason, could also push him more into the territory of the opposition PDP. But apparently the party’s leadership seems to be more comfortable taking the latter risk.
Interestingly, Saraki may have been exploring new ways to worm himself into the heart of his political leaders even those he is not giving up on his ambition.His media aide, Bamikole Omisore, on  
on Monday, dismissed the speculation surrounding Saraki’s loyalty status. He said there was no iota of truth in the speculation as his principal was committed to “change”.
But has Saraki’s character portrayed the politician as somebody who has embraced change? 

19 rights every travelers must know, 11 will shock you

  1. If your flight will be re-routed or delayed, you must be notified at least 2 hours in advance.
  2. If you have a ticket or print-out that shows a confirmed reservation for a specific flight and date, an agent cannot deny you boarding because you have no reservation in the computer.
  3. If you need to cancel a ticket purchased under a non-refundable fare, you must be able to apply the fare you paid toward a future flight, minus any applicable charge or cancellation fees.
  4. You have a duty to arrive before the time on your ticket. Even if you have already checked in for your flight, an airline can cancel your reservation if you are not at the departure gate on time.
  5. You must be compensated if a flight departs before the ticketed time.
  6. If you do not check your baggage in sufficient time for it to be loaded on your flight, the airline will not be responsible for any delay in the delivery of your baggage to your destination
  7. If however, your baggage is delayed or lost, you must be compensated within 5 business days.
  8. If your flight is delayed for over 1hour, cancelled or you are denied boarding, you have a right to compensation.
  9. You have a duty to be courteous to staff and agents of airline operators.
  10. If airline staff or agents treat you discourteously, you must be compensated by the airline.
  11. You have a right to refreshments in-flight and when there is a delay of more than 1hour.
  12. The airline must provide decent lodging and feeding for you if your flight is delayed overnight.
  13. As a passenger with mobility or other special needs, you have a right to priority treatment.
  14. You have a right to sanitary restrooms in-flight.
  15. You have a right to best price information; and flexible/refundable tickets at cost.
  16. All adults are required to present photo identification upon check-in and at boarding.
  17. If too many people show up for your flight, the airline must ask for volunteers to give up their seats for rewards from the airline (such as vouchers for future travel, a hotel stay or even cash.) The rewards must be negotiated on an individual basis with the airline.
  18. If you are involuntarily denied boarding, the airline must explain your rights in a written document, which must state how the airline decides who gets to stay on an oversold flight. You may keep your ticket and use it on another flight. If you choose to make alternative arrangements, you can request an “involuntary refund” for the ticket.
  19. You have a right to choose between quiet and entertainment in-flight
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These apps will mess up your smartphone experience



Smartphones are getting more powerful, but battery life hasn't caught up to power all the apps we're using, reports CNN.U.S. smartphone users have about 30 apps on their smartphones, on average. But the most used apps – messaging, social media, and streaming entertainment – happen to be the biggest guzzlers of battery power, according to a new study of Android phones from AVG Technologies (AVG), an online security company.Some of the worst offenders are apps that run automatically when a phone boots up, whether you open them or not. The biggest offenders in that category are Facebook (FB, Tech30), Kik, WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger and RetailMeNot. These apps are constantly running in the background, checking for updates and messages.For apps that don't start automatically, Amazon (AMZN, Tech30) Kindle, Snapchat, LINE, Spotify,Netflix (NFLX, Tech30) and Amazon Shopping give battery life the biggest beating -- but only when you're actively using them, unlike Facebook, which drains your battery whether you're using it or not. Surprisingly, the Wal-Mart (WMT) app is the top battery drainer among U.S. Android users in this category.AVG's study looked at mobile games separately because of the huge number of apps in this segment. It found that King's (KING) Candy Crush Soda Saga, Candy Crush Saga, Clash of Clans, Crossy Road and Solitaire were the biggest power-suckers.To conserve battery life, AVG offered a few tips: limit push notifications, reduce frequency of refreshes, turn off connectivity (Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, GPS) when not in use, dim brightness, and disable background location tracking.The study examined data from over one million AVG AntiVirus Android app users worldwide during the first three months of 2015. AVG excluded from its study apps with less than 1 million downloads on Google Play and core system apps.Source: CNN

Sunday, 7 June 2015

Murray-Bruce questions Buhari on Germany trip



As the eighth National Assembly kicks off next week, Ben Murray-Bruce, is, sure, a senator to watch out for. From all indications, the senator is not sounding like a rookie.
He is one rare lawmaker that appears to have started his advocacy work even before the inauguration of the lawmaker. And he does so with the approach of a radical.
His Twitter page has, in recent week, become a sort of news hotspot. He has spoken on fuel subsidy, pay cut of lawmakers, lacal capacity building and the rest of that.  
And he is not taking it calm, not minding rising questions on his real motivation.
Just yesterday, he questioned the decision of the President, Muhammadu Buhari, to travel to Germany with the Borno State Governor, Kashim Shettima.
“It might not be in the best interest of Borno that both the President and the governor are abroad while our brothers there are being bombed,” he tweeted.
During Obasanjo Obasanjo’s second term campaign, Murray-Bruce presented an economic blueprint stunned Nigeria. By the way where is that blueprint? He is churning out again but in piecemeal.

Saturday, 6 June 2015

This photo will shock you.

Will you sleep here for a night? A friend was born and raised her. He is in North America University, Cotonou, Benin, studying Business Management today. A wonderful world!

Friday, 5 June 2015

Okpella: A tale from the diaspora (1)

Several years ago, talking about when youths of today were probably kids and toddlers, Okpella was the economic powerhouse of Edo State.

I am not about to throw figures at your face. It could be boring crunching those figures.

But could you rather reflect and remind me those cherished memory of the yesteryears? In these memories laid the economic powerhouse Okpella stood for.

Ah! Please read or listen to me for a few seconds less I forget my own cherished memory.

My aunt, she was in the league of people you and I describe as those in the diaspora today, lived in Awuyemi (she is still there). Along with my cousins back home in Ogute, I often scheduled a visit to her. They were often unannounced, which she did not seem to cherish.

But it had better be a day we would be off-duty; I mean a day we would not go to the farm. Such days were few but they did come somehow.

And they were among the most cherished days in our lives then. But getting our parents to consent to our little adventure was as difficult as the rarity of the free days.

My mother was not too difficult to convince. An assurance that the privilege to visit her sister would not be abused was enough to convince  her.

But I had better sneaked away than to inform my father who is now late. His no was almost predictable and often irrevocable.      

As frustrating as dad’s no was, the refusal to grant permission was enough check on me. I could only proceed on the journey at my own puerile.

It made no difference whether he was at home to monitor me or not. That he had not given his consent was an adequate policing machinery. And I cannot remember if I ever flouted his no.

To be continued    
  

Thursday, 4 June 2015

Okonjo-Iweala 'remains' minister of finance


Exactly a week after the cabinet of former President Goodluck Jonathan was dissolved, website of the Ministry of Finance, on Thursday, still referred to Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala as the Finance Minister.

Okonjo-Iweala ceased to be the Coordinating Minister of the Economy/Minister of Finance on May 28, 2015 when the Jonathan team was dissolved. Finance, just like other ministries, has been handed over to the permanent secretary pending the appointment of new ministers.

But information culled from the ministry’s website – www.fmf.gov.ng – on Thursday had shown that domain’s administrator was yet to publish the changes in government, thus giving misleading information to Internet users.

Under its “management team” page, the site referred to Okonjo-Iweala as “honourable minister.” A profile of the ex-minister, including its career, was also left on the page.

However, on her Facebook page, Okonjo-Iweala has adopted her new status. She had used the Facebook page to make her position on recent disagreements she had with some experts on the true position of Nigerian economy.

Two days after her tenure, she posted on the Facebook wall, “Nigeria, being one of the largest oil producers in the world at 2.5 million barrels a day, has suffered from the 50 per cent decline in oil prices. When 90 per cent of your export revenues and 50 per cent of your fiscal budget is based on oil, a price drop …will have dramatic effects.”

The Ministry of Industry, Trade and Investment is in the same category with that of Finance. As of Thursday evening, photographs of the ex-Minister, Dr. Olusegun Aganga, and Jonathan still adorned its domain.  

But the Ministry of Agriculture and Rural Development has followed the example set by the Ministry of Information, which had promptly reviewed its online platforms to reflect the changes in the political system.  
The Ministry of Agriculture and Rural Development has removed profile and images of its former head and now President-elect of the African Development Bank, Akinwumi Adesina. It has replaced him with Permanent Secretary of the ministry, Sonny Echeno.

Most federal ministries, departments and agencies have paid little attention to prompt updating of their online communication platforms.

Is Jonathan impersonating Buhari? Or why can't this be taken down?




A week after former President Goodluck Jonathan handed over power, he is yet quit his position on Twitter. His profile still reads, “Official Twitter account of Goodluck Jonathan, the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.”

If doubt this is mischievous, check out read on. Aides of the immediate past president had argued that Jonathan was not on Twitter. But here is his Twitter page   has been long abandoned – @presgoodluck.
He last tweeted on May 2, 2011 to wish Nigerians happy Workers’ Day. That was shortly before he was sworn in in 2011.
What is left, however, is his seemingly abandoned Twitter page –@presgoodluck.
You still doubt it is his account? Never worry. This account is linked with his personal website – goodluck.org.ng – where he currently promotes the legacies of his office.


And, the website was linked with the verified Facebook page until a recent rebranding.
While the account is not functional as he has not tweeted in the past four years, dozens of Twitter join his followers daily. Earlier in the year, his followers were 27,000 plus. Today (this moment), the figure stands at 28.1k.

Immediately he handed over, Jonathan promptly updated his site and Facebook to reflect his new status.

His biography, on both the Facebook page and the website, does not make any reference to his previous offices.

Why is it so difficult for the media aides of the former President to take down the Twitter handle if Jonathan does not want it reinvented and rebranded like the other platforms?    

Will Ambode revisist Makoko reviction?









Makoko: Influx of more artisans puts Ambode  on spot
By Geoff Iyatse
The story of Mokoko is largely that of misery, agony and ignorance. This has remained so despite the global attention and cheering promises it has received in the past three years.
The only thing that has really changed in the impoverished community since it came to limelight on the account of a botched eviction plan is that more and more young men, especially – artisans from Benin Republic – are coming to settle there. As they come, they bring their relatives, friends and other co-hustlers to the slum, thus swelling the already-congested community.
The fast-growing population of the community is a source of worry to residents of neighbouring Yaba and Lagos State Government, a reason the immediate past Babatunde Fashola administration attempted to get rid of it.
Two factors, according to findings, may even exacerbate the high population growth rate in the nearest future. First, the residents have overcome the fear of eviction and any further demolition.
The state government had come hard on the community in 2012, pulling down the shanties, with a promise that it would relocate its victims who were lawful residents. But the move was halted by an outcry from the civil society, international organisations and subsequent court actions.
N0 threat of eviction again
For a long time after the exercise was suspended, fear of further demolition pervaded the community. Some parents, according to community sources, had to relocate their children to Benin to lessen their burden should the state government decided to go ahead with demolition.
But the days of unease, according to the residents, have come and gone.
Today, Makoko residents have won the war against eviction, which they alleged was unjust, in the first place.

Shemede
In the thinking of the Baale of one of the communities, Emmanuel Shemede, the government had gone beyond just a promise to “let the communities be.” He said it had pledged to bring infrastructure to their doorsteps.
Much as they would not hold the government by its promise to make the place habitable, the traditional ruler said, excitedly, that the eviction plan was obviously no longer on the table.
The Baale said that the Governor, Akinwunmi Ambode, had pledged, during a campaign visit, that the settlement would not be tampered with, at least, not by his administration. The governor’s promise implies an ‘occupancy’ right for the next four or eight years.
According to Shemede, Ambode also promised to improve the situation in the community through the provision of public hospitals and schools. But for the community, which has coped without modern infrastructure since inception, the no-eviction assurance is a sufficient excitement.
Shemede confirmed that his kinsmen were not interested in infrastructure, as their major demand was a privilege to continue to live atop the lagoon. The request, he said, had been granted. He noted that federal lawmakers representing Lagos had shown sufficient sympathy towards them, another reason the people to “now feel secure.”
The no-more-eviction assurance is welcomed with a massive physical expansion. In fact, during a boat ride, our correspondent observed that new ‘houses’ were springing up in different parts of the animated community.
A 14-year-old boat rider, Steven Alaye, said the people were building new houses to replace those destroyed by the government.
Alaye, who had never experienced formal education, said the rise in shelter demand also informed the renewed construction activities.
“More people are coming here. They need houses where they can stay. So, people are buying ‘land’ to build. If you have money, the Baale will give you a place to build. Before you finish building, people will be waiting to rent it,” Alaye said casually.
Home for foreign artisans
His statement revealed what many people would consider as another ‘wonder’ in Makoko. The shanties seen from the Third Mainland Bridge, floating on the west of the lagoon, have value and prices. Before sourcing for the cost of construction, the first task of every ‘home’ owner is buying a choice portion – in the range of N40,000 to N100,000.

A trader on the move to sell her goods
The houses are not only built for owner-occupant purposes. The ‘developers’ also target rental business, which is driven by Beninoise and Togolese artisans who are attracted to Lagos by the state’s growing construction activities.
The growing opportunities for Beninoise and Togolese construction professionals is one more factor that pushing population explosion in Makoko
Benjamin Sejlo, who described himself as an all-round building contractor, came to Lagos in 2013. With no sufficient money to pay for an accommodation in the city, he hooked up with a friend who had stayed in Makoko for a while. Eventually he got a room where he could pay a monthly rent of N2,500.
Without much hassle – no agency commission, no legal fee – he moved into the house after paying a three-month rent.
Apart from his girlfriend and their one-year-old daughter who joined him almost immediately, Sejlo has brought four other young men to Lagos and got a similar accommodation for them at Makoko. Every time he travelled to Benin, he noted, he returned to Lagos with, at least, one more artisan “because there are many people back home that need jobs but cannot secure any.
“In construction, you need many people to work with you because it is physically demanding. I just returned from Benue State where I have a building contract. If I had more people working with me, I would have finished the contract in two weeks. But that is not possible because only three of us are working there. To deliver promptly, we regularly ask our friends at home to join us,” the Beninoise said.
Joshua Ojo, a ‘tiler’, was brought to Makoko by Sejlo. In about a year he has been Lagos, he has helped two other people from Benin Republic to find a place in Makoko. Ojo, who barely understands any other language except his local dialect, said he chose to live in Makoko so that he could save for a better future.
“Lagos is expensive. So, most of us live here in Makoko because accommodation here is affordable. Even if I had money, I do not think it is economical to pay close to N1 million for accommodation. I would rather save the money,” said Ojo.
Maroko, which was founded by fishermen, has transformed from just a fishing settlement to a community dominated by artisans. Its new status, it was learnt, is gaining more popularity in the construction world.
Afolabi Abiodun, a 17-year-old pupil, who claimed to be from Ogun State, said Makoko did not become an artisan community overnight. He argued that many of the Togolese and Beninoise construction workers, traversing different parts of Nigeria for building activities, had always lived in “here”.
He, however, said the area had witnessed an influx of builders in the past two years.
“Where I reside, for instance, all the boys in the neighbourhood are into construction. Many of them came from Benin last year. They travel to different states to work because people like the quality of their work,” he said.
No immigration challenges at sight
The dominance of Makoko by immigrants from neighbouring West African countries may continue unchecked for a long time. Eight out of 10 Makoko immigrants interviewed be our correspondent said they had not come to Lagos with their international passports much less doing proper documentation at the Seme Border.
One of them, who gave his name as Taiwo said, nobody had ever prevented him from entering Nigeria simply because he had no international passport.
“I go home more than three times yearly and return anytime I choose to. They have never stopped me from entering because of documentation. But if they insist we should document our names, we will because we are doing legal jobs here,” he said.
Surprisingly, the same foreigner who said he would willingly document his name if compelled told our correspondent that he had no passport.
When Fashola directed the Kick Against Indiscipline squad to pull down the sprawling shanties in 2012, he had noted that most of residents were from Benin, Cameroon and Togo who were living in the state illegally.
But a revolt, especially from the Egun community, who were also largely affected, and solidarity from human rights activists, stalled the demolition.
Burdened by population
Fuelled by ignorance, a very high birth rate is also multiplying the population of the community.
With two wives, Shemede has 15 children. When our correspondent visited his decked wood house, he granted an interview in a company of 10 middle-aged men. Each of his subjects who were with him had, at least, eight children. Three of them either matched the chief in terms of childbearing or surpassed him.
One would expect the high population of children to put serious pressure on the few schools in the community. But on the contrary, the people have continued to hold on to their primitive lifestyle, which includes poor school enrolment.
Whanyinna Nursery/Primary School is the only English school in Egun. Teachers of the school, which is run by some NGOs, put the pupils’ population at 200 while the traditional ruler said the figure was 250. The two sources, apparently, said the same thing .
Even with the dismal figure, a teacher said punctuality of its pupils was extremely poor.
During school hours, hundreds of children aged between five and 15 paddle canoes around, selling, buying or running errands for their guardians. Those who are roaming on water play different games atop their floating homes.
Clannish segregation is a challenge the community has not been able to deal with in its quest for a better future for the elderly and their children. For one, schools in Egun, most of which were donated by NGOs and are tuition-free, have yet-to-be filled spaces.
No good infrastructure
Apart from a few tarred roads on the upland district, the community has not changed from what it used to be. Rather, the self-inflicted misery and environmental degradation are getting worse by the day.
The people still defecate on the same water they navigate every minute, trading and socialising. Kids paddle on floating feaces as they go and return from schools.
Many outsiders may have known everything about Makoko – the agony, the neglect and the unyielding character of the residents – but not the paradox of scarcity and waste in the community. While some of the few schools donated to the Egun can still absorb kids if their parents register them, some parents in the upland cannot keep theirs because they cannot afford the cost.
The free schools, they said, “are not located in our community.” This is what Christiana Boniface told our correspondent when she was asked why her 10 and seven-year old kids had yet to register in a school. She said the children – Kelechi and Chineye – had to withdraw from schools because the family could not afford a tuition of N12,000 per term.
Asked why she did not take them to Whanyinna where she did not have to worry about fees, she retorted, “We are not the same people. They are Egun while we are Igbo and Yoruba. Whanyinna is for Egun people; so, I rather keep my children at home.”
At Josmut Nursery/Primary School, where Kelechi and Chineye were schooling before financial hardship forced their parents to withdraw them, kids from nursery one to primary six learn in a room that may not be bigger than 10 by 30 feet. The school, located on 12 Appollo Street, Makoko, care less the about condition of learning.
During a visit, the pupils were crammed into the solo room that formed the school, sat on the floor and the two lady teachers that attended to them laboured hard to bring down the noise.
The condition of the school, whose tuition is between N4,000 and N6,000 per term, is worse than what is obtainable at the tuition-free floating Whanyinna.

Text first published in punchng.com

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